| If you hear a marching band playing at midnight don't move | 1756 | | | | |
| I can predict someone's death, and I get paid for it | 776 | | | | |
| I will never go to school early ever again | 526 | | | | |
| I'm so glad I didn't do anything that would piss off my boyfriend | 190 | | | | |
| Thank goodness I didn't understand Latin | 116 | | | | |
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