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The streets started to smell of rotten flesh, families stayed at home and people started to question their decisions.

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I felt ecstatic when I saw the genie rise up from the lamp and told me “As thanks for freeing me, I shall grant you a wish within my power”.

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“Your kid is sick and needs help” said the psychiatrist to the horrified couple.

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My friend always told me that my mother had a beautiful soul.

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When I read “Divine Comedy” I was pretty sure his depiction of “The Nine Circles of Hell” was pretty exaggerated and just an expression of Dante’s work.

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I’m legally obliged to tell you that I am a sex offender.

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Do you think if a tree falls in a forest where nobody can hear it, does it make a sound?

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“I DIDN’T TOUCH HER” I screamed while the police took me away, my ex-girlfriend in tears exclaiming that I raped her.

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Why won’t you just shut up?

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I’ve never had sleep paralysis so when I saw a shadow getting closer to my face I just lay there hoping it would disappear.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The streets started to smell of rotten flesh, families stayed at home and people started to question their decisions.	518
I felt ecstatic when I saw the genie rise up from the lamp and told me “As thanks for freeing me, I shall grant you a wish within my power”.	68
“Your kid is sick and needs help” said the psychiatrist to the horrified couple.	64
My friend always told me that my mother had a beautiful soul.	44
When I read “Divine Comedy” I was pretty sure his depiction of “The Nine Circles of Hell” was pretty exaggerated and just an expression of Dante’s work.	10
I’m legally obliged to tell you that I am a sex offender.	9
Do you think if a tree falls in a forest where nobody can hear it, does it make a sound?	8
“I DIDN’T TOUCH HER” I screamed while the police took me away, my ex-girlfriend in tears exclaiming that I raped her.	5
Why won’t you just shut up?	3
I’ve never had sleep paralysis so when I saw a shadow getting closer to my face I just lay there hoping it would disappear.	2