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For the 107th time, I grabbed my boyfriend by the shoulders and desperately shouted, “You’ve got to believe me, I’m in a time loop!”

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My friend has always bragged that he was highly skilled at lucid dreaming.

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“Please, I have a family!” the man screamed as the intruder leveled her gun at him.

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After almost a millennium, our ship containing the entire human race received the news we had been waiting for: Earth could sustain life again.

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For years I have lived alone with no friends, family, or even a pet to console me.

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As I groggily regained consciousness, I heard my dentist say, “I am sorry to tell you, but I was unable to extract your wisdom teeth.”

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People that don’t discipline their children end up raising spoiled kids.

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She got up at 3am because she had to pee, leaving the lights off to avoid disturbing anyone.

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My daughter came home very excited to show me what she’d learned in science today.

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The last thing I remember was our substitute professor droning on endlessly over our math lesson.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For the 107th time, I grabbed my boyfriend by the shoulders and desperately shouted, “You’ve got to believe me, I’m in a time loop!”	4174	TwoSentenceHorror
My friend has always bragged that he was highly skilled at lucid dreaming.	1283	TwoSentenceHorror
“Please, I have a family!” the man screamed as the intruder leveled her gun at him.	478	TwoSentenceHorror
After almost a millennium, our ship containing the entire human race received the news we had been waiting for: Earth could sustain life again.	247	TwoSentenceHorror
For years I have lived alone with no friends, family, or even a pet to console me.	193	TwoSentenceHorror
As I groggily regained consciousness, I heard my dentist say, “I am sorry to tell you, but I was unable to extract your wisdom teeth.”	144	TwoSentenceHorror
People that don’t discipline their children end up raising spoiled kids.	132	TwoSentenceHorror
She got up at 3am because she had to pee, leaving the lights off to avoid disturbing anyone.	91	TwoSentenceHorror
My daughter came home very excited to show me what she’d learned in science today.	84	TwoSentenceHorror
The last thing I remember was our substitute professor droning on endlessly over our math lesson.	29	TwoSentenceHorror