/u/zekej76's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You are about to die.

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Long story short, I made it out alive.

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If I ever go into politics, I'm forming the necromancy party and my platform will be to raise the dead and make them perform manual labour.

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My fortune teller mistook me for someone who looks a lot like you.

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If auto cannibalism is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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The skin on my face is melting so I googled my symptoms.

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I didn't believe in ghosts

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As a joke, my roommate bought for me, a dildo that is haunted by a belligerent poltergeist.

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"Is this 911? My face just melted."

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I come from a parallel universe where The Office made it to 15 seasons, The Simpsons bowed out after 8 seasons and Gilmore Girls is studied in universities.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You are about to die.	523
Long story short, I made it out alive.	14
If I ever go into politics, I'm forming the necromancy party and my platform will be to raise the dead and make them perform manual labour.	12
My fortune teller mistook me for someone who looks a lot like you.	12
If auto cannibalism is wrong, I don't want to be right.	7
The skin on my face is melting so I googled my symptoms.	4
I didn't believe in ghosts	1
As a joke, my roommate bought for me, a dildo that is haunted by a belligerent poltergeist.	0
"Is this 911? My face just melted."	0
I come from a parallel universe where The Office made it to 15 seasons, The Simpsons bowed out after 8 seasons and Gilmore Girls is studied in universities.	0