/u/zxcxdr's posts
[WP]You are a retired Dark Lord. Now, a new evil threatens the land. It has slain many heroes, so you pick up your weapons once more. After all, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
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[WP]Police forces were disturbed to find you naked in a locked room and literally up to your knees in human remains. Your line of "Not to be a cliché, but it isn't what it looks like." did nothing to help, even if it was true.
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[WP]Once again, you wake up with a headache, in a room drenched with blood and no memory why it is like that. Pretty standard by now. However, today there is a knock at your door.
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[WP]The stranger puts a hand on your shoulder. "Listen, I'm you from the future. I'm here to stop you from inventing time travel."
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[WP] You're facing an army of zealots, followers of the omnipotent saviour, led by the Knights named after him. They don't seem to realise they were named after you.
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[WP]Death comes to all, as a dreaded predator, an old friend or as a surprise. Except this one old lady. To her, it comes for tea.
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[WP] You're transported to assist in the Normandy landings by a time traveler. You arrive in January of 1944. You'll have plenty of time to prepare, as the landings only happened in June, and you can't contact the time traveler.
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[WP] End of the universe. The last atom has broken down to its fundamental parts. Death watcha his completed work. And then it heard it "Hello?"
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[WP]Every century, usually after a plague or some other disaster, Death takes a weekend off, during which nothing dies. It was fine until the 21st century, when humans took notice, and started to take advantage.
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