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Life never gave me lemons

106 upvotes • JohnnyD343
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After all the mayhem and chaos I produced, I look to my left, and sheer primal terror encapsulates me as I sit above all states of matter.

106 upvotes • ghostlykiller456
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I told my doctor I wanted a second opinion

106 upvotes • Tony_J_Soprano
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“I felt joy, and triumph as I killed the Greek war hero, Achilles!”

106 upvotes • [deleted]
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Sneezing while you shit is not pleasant.

106 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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I always try to write letters with my feces. I’ve got most of the letters down except for the 5th

105 upvotes • [deleted]
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“What do we want?” The man shouted. “Hearing aids!” replied the crowd

105 upvotes • Aromatic_Peanut_8963
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i wish my sister kept her voice down next room when she's having sex NSFW

105 upvotes • adolphinPewtin
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What do you call a person with dementia?

105 upvotes • DannyDorito6923
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If a pig loses its voice,

105 upvotes • NoaWhan
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