/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Hey boomers, many of us millenials don't really have health insurance and couldn't afford college.

108 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I beat my wife every day.

107 upvotes • cindybubbles

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After days of painful constipation, the laxatives finally started to work, and I felt an indescribable relief.

107 upvotes • [deleted]

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I have invented an alarm clock that always goes off 5 minutes before what you set it to!

107 upvotes • StetsonTuba8

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I randomly threw some ideas around to see what would stick.

107 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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It's a summer afternoon and he's busy browsing NSFW content as the wind of the stand fan brushes against his back. NSFW

107 upvotes • moneymaker5544

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On his deathbed, my father sagely told me, "You must never, EVER look up."

107 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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If I go to hell and the background music isn't Dora the Explorer salsa on loop I will be very disappointed in Satan.

106 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?

106 upvotes • abitosmitty

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Life never gave me lemons

106 upvotes • JohnnyD343

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Hey boomers, many of us millenials don't really have health insurance and couldn't afford college.	108	HunterSDeadguy
I beat my wife every day.	107	cindybubbles
After days of painful constipation, the laxatives finally started to work, and I felt an indescribable relief.	107	[deleted]
I have invented an alarm clock that always goes off 5 minutes before what you set it to!	107	StetsonTuba8
I randomly threw some ideas around to see what would stick.	107	Outside_Normal
It's a summer afternoon and he's busy browsing NSFW content as the wind of the stand fan brushes against his back. NSFW	107	moneymaker5544
On his deathbed, my father sagely told me, "You must never, EVER look up."	107	Outside_Normal
If I go to hell and the background music isn't Dora the Explorer salsa on loop I will be very disappointed in Satan.	106	HunterSDeadguy
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?	106	abitosmitty
Life never gave me lemons	106	JohnnyD343