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I was walking along a dirt path in the woods when I saw a rather large bear coming towards me.

95 upvotes • Jussi_Wade_1755
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Although my parents asked if I wanted an Xbox or PlayStation, they bought me a Nintendo console instead.

95 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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95 upvotes • [deleted]
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I earn peanuts

95 upvotes • 29thattempt
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Black holes are very mysterious.

95 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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I stared out of the glass and saw my soon-to-be new owner smiling at me

95 upvotes • Burnt-Toast24
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The most delicious bowl of greasy and I mean the greasiest lo mein noodles ever - was placed before my eyes and I was so excited I closed my eyes while munching all of that sweet ass greasy noodles.....

94 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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He caught onto the drugs I slipped in his food.

94 upvotes • Dragonsrule18
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Just did an ounce of coke all at once.

94 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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"Do you wanna kiss?"

94 upvotes • ToxianLeader
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