/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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They say that since your brain is still active after death you can feel everything happening to you after you die NSFW

110 upvotes • The_blaster_master

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From the hollow depths of his hood Death intoned, "I am not here for you."

110 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Spectral faces with ghoulish expressions appeared before me... NSFW

110 upvotes • dumbo_octopus1995

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Get Lost!

109 upvotes • Tramelo

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A cat fell into a pool and a rooster laughed...

109 upvotes • cookster3366

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On my way out of the elevator, I pressed all the buttons as a prank to the next people that got on.

109 upvotes • dickcheney600

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It's not that new, vaping has been around for decades.

108 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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"My failure to get those points after a touchdown might be psychological and I think this group could really help me," the jock explained, holding up the pamphlet.

108 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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On day three of searching for the cruise passenger who went overboard, the detective was already losing patience.

108 upvotes • GrimmRetails

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When i broke down and fell to my knees,

108 upvotes • Icy_Good_281

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say that since your brain is still active after death you can feel everything happening to you after you die NSFW	110	The_blaster_master
From the hollow depths of his hood Death intoned, "I am not here for you."	110	Outside_Normal
Spectral faces with ghoulish expressions appeared before me... NSFW	110	dumbo_octopus1995
Get Lost!	109	Tramelo
A cat fell into a pool and a rooster laughed...	109	cookster3366
On my way out of the elevator, I pressed all the buttons as a prank to the next people that got on.	109	dickcheney600
It's not that new, vaping has been around for decades.	108	HunterSDeadguy
"My failure to get those points after a touchdown might be psychological and I think this group could really help me," the jock explained, holding up the pamphlet.	108	Outside_Normal
On day three of searching for the cruise passenger who went overboard, the detective was already losing patience.	108	GrimmRetails
When i broke down and fell to my knees,	108	Icy_Good_281