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As I sobered up from my acid trip, I looked around and realized I was at the dog park. NSFW

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What do C3PO and R2D2 need to retain their memories?

97 upvotes • CerumenCandies

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For my final wish, I asked the genie that I don't die a virgin

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“I’ve lost 2 kilos!”

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The Joker sold his Harley.

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“Please try your call again later, as all circuits are busy due to exceptionally high call volume.”

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I was kicked out of the venue when the band refused my drunken demands to play "Free Bird".

97 upvotes • phiv555

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“Grip, pull, grip pull.” He said. As soon as he does the work to the horse, its erect phallus burst out its thickest milk for the first time in 20 years.

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"Bloody Mary...Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary!" a familiar voice called out to me.

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at first I thought it was cool my great grandpa killed Hitler

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I sobered up from my acid trip, I looked around and realized I was at the dog park. NSFW	98	[deleted]
What do C3PO and R2D2 need to retain their memories?	97	CerumenCandies
For my final wish, I asked the genie that I don't die a virgin	97	Finnskiler
“I’ve lost 2 kilos!”	97	Emotional-Ebb4506
The Joker sold his Harley.	97	cindybubbles
“Please try your call again later, as all circuits are busy due to exceptionally high call volume.”	97	DanielRJonesWriter
I was kicked out of the venue when the band refused my drunken demands to play "Free Bird".	97	phiv555
“Grip, pull, grip pull.” He said. As soon as he does the work to the horse, its erect phallus burst out its thickest milk for the first time in 20 years.	96	[deleted]
"Bloody Mary...Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary!" a familiar voice called out to me.	96	[deleted]
at first I thought it was cool my great grandpa killed Hitler	96	Ok-Mastodon2016