/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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just say Amanda in accounting and that ass just won't quit!

83 upvotes • ListenItWillHear

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After I slipped and fell flat on my rear you'd expect the people would laugh and jeer.

83 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I thought the gentle hummm soothing, and my little friends took such delight in the flowers I brought them.

83 upvotes • apathiest58

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I asked my friend about the seatbelt he had installed on his toilet.

83 upvotes • Apprehensive_Cap_786

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You roll over in your warm covers on Saturday morning with silent bliss knowing you want have to get up until you're ready.

83 upvotes • childofthewild2

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“What major company best describes your dick?” I said to my friend.

83 upvotes • GiggityMerf

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I got an F flat minor.

83 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Occasionally I enjoy eating a meal naked.

83 upvotes • BigMacRedneck

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Thanks to my giant trebuchet, the phrase "when pigs fly" is no longer sarcastic.

83 upvotes • antimidas1977

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Headless zombies are crazy

83 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
just say Amanda in accounting and that ass just won't quit!	83	ListenItWillHear
After I slipped and fell flat on my rear you'd expect the people would laugh and jeer.	83	Outside_Normal
I thought the gentle hummm soothing, and my little friends took such delight in the flowers I brought them.	83	apathiest58
I asked my friend about the seatbelt he had installed on his toilet.	83	Apprehensive_Cap_786
You roll over in your warm covers on Saturday morning with silent bliss knowing you want have to get up until you're ready.	83	childofthewild2
“What major company best describes your dick?” I said to my friend.	83	GiggityMerf
I got an F flat minor.	83	cindybubbles
Occasionally I enjoy eating a meal naked.	83	BigMacRedneck
Thanks to my giant trebuchet, the phrase "when pigs fly" is no longer sarcastic.	83	antimidas1977
Headless zombies are crazy	83	OreMysticCoolcumber