/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I sprinted straight towards the bear with the timber wolf hot on my heels.

77 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I don't know how, but sadly I have a deep irrational fear of palindromes.

77 upvotes • Ill_Muscle_8464

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A termite walks into a bar. He asks “is the bartender here?

77 upvotes • Quibblicous

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As a geologist, one of the things we do to identify certain minerals is to lick them

77 upvotes • Elgin-Franklin

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it took me a while to finally understand what I was seeing, and now I'm terrified.

77 upvotes • _jayturn

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I was about to eat an orange but i heard something horrifying

77 upvotes • Acceptable-Clue-8220

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My shadow twerked; I didn't

77 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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I've seen a lot of shit in my career as a plumber.

77 upvotes • Fried_out_Kombi

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I lay prey to my wife as she looks at me with vicious eyes and a wide grin gleaming with murderous intent

77 upvotes • aliscool12

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Since we share a bathroom, I named my toilet spider Atom to humanize him. NSFW

77 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I sprinted straight towards the bear with the timber wolf hot on my heels.	77	Outside_Normal
I don't know how, but sadly I have a deep irrational fear of palindromes.	77	Ill_Muscle_8464
A termite walks into a bar. He asks “is the bartender here?	77	Quibblicous
As a geologist, one of the things we do to identify certain minerals is to lick them	77	Elgin-Franklin
it took me a while to finally understand what I was seeing, and now I'm terrified.	77	_jayturn
I was about to eat an orange but i heard something horrifying	77	Acceptable-Clue-8220
My shadow twerked; I didn't	77	SliceLegitimate8674
I've seen a lot of shit in my career as a plumber.	77	Fried_out_Kombi
I lay prey to my wife as she looks at me with vicious eyes and a wide grin gleaming with murderous intent	77	aliscool12
Since we share a bathroom, I named my toilet spider Atom to humanize him. NSFW	77	Embarrassingleader7