/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The worst part of this terrible day wasn't having a minor meltdown after locking my keys in the car.

79 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

78 upvotes • GuyAwks

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I'm an author and I'm running out of idea what to write next, until I saw a beautiful woman and an ugly woman

78 upvotes • kaijisheeran

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After the poisoning, I reformed.

78 upvotes • PrettyHotPotatoPapi

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I need to know where the Canadian TV shows that I grew up watching in the 90's were filmed.

78 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I couldn't stay with him after what he said to me.

78 upvotes • wholesome_hug_bot

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“Gina?” I asked, expecting to see my wife’s twin sister in bed, not my wife.

78 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I don’t want to go to school today I told my mom

77 upvotes • Mr_Boi_

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I sprinted straight towards the bear with the timber wolf hot on my heels.

77 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I don't know how, but sadly I have a deep irrational fear of palindromes.

77 upvotes • Ill_Muscle_8464

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The worst part of this terrible day wasn't having a minor meltdown after locking my keys in the car.	79	Outside_Normal
“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”	78	GuyAwks
I'm an author and I'm running out of idea what to write next, until I saw a beautiful woman and an ugly woman	78	kaijisheeran
After the poisoning, I reformed.	78	PrettyHotPotatoPapi
I need to know where the Canadian TV shows that I grew up watching in the 90's were filmed.	78	HunterSDeadguy
I couldn't stay with him after what he said to me.	78	wholesome_hug_bot
“Gina?” I asked, expecting to see my wife’s twin sister in bed, not my wife.	78	cindybubbles
I don’t want to go to school today I told my mom	77	Mr_Boi_
I sprinted straight towards the bear with the timber wolf hot on my heels.	77	Outside_Normal
I don't know how, but sadly I have a deep irrational fear of palindromes.	77	Ill_Muscle_8464