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Only show posts with narrations

A room full of executives were discussing the invention of a new shoe brand, when a chicken walked in and said, "Bock!" Then it bocked again, and left. And that's how Reebok was born.

69 upvotes • [deleted]

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Looks like its about to rain.

69 upvotes • Notthatonedroid

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My father went out for milk

69 upvotes • Stefan_the_meme_god

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My wife left me, my kids won't talk to me, even my friends make excuses not to visit, and I wouldn't blame them, I can't even look myself in the mirror lately because I don't recognise the person staring back at me.

69 upvotes • dalonley1

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Seeing me frantically searching for my phone, my friend asked me when I last remembered seeing it.

69 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I tiptoed by the medicine cabinet.

68 upvotes • dickcheney600

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i watched as the fire turned my baby to ashes.

68 upvotes • [deleted]

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"Hey, this is supposed to be a gym, but that big guy is just standing there, staring at the dumbbells."

68 upvotes • CerumenCandies

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A teacher was fired from her job yesterday, and has voiced concerns that she was only fired because she’s cross-eyed.

68 upvotes • us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-

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i love collecting artifacts

68 upvotes • test-number-6

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A room full of executives were discussing the invention of a new shoe brand, when a chicken walked in and said, "Bock!" Then it bocked again, and left. And that's how Reebok was born.	69	[deleted]
Looks like its about to rain.	69	Notthatonedroid
My father went out for milk	69	Stefan_the_meme_god
My wife left me, my kids won't talk to me, even my friends make excuses not to visit, and I wouldn't blame them, I can't even look myself in the mirror lately because I don't recognise the person staring back at me.	69	dalonley1
Seeing me frantically searching for my phone, my friend asked me when I last remembered seeing it.	69	Outside_Normal
I tiptoed by the medicine cabinet.	68	dickcheney600
i watched as the fire turned my baby to ashes.	68	[deleted]
"Hey, this is supposed to be a gym, but that big guy is just standing there, staring at the dumbbells."	68	CerumenCandies
A teacher was fired from her job yesterday, and has voiced concerns that she was only fired because she’s cross-eyed.	68	us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-
i love collecting artifacts	68	test-number-6