/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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A teacher was fired from her job yesterday, and has voiced concerns that she was only fired because she’s cross-eyed.

68 upvotes • us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-

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I'm planning a career as a cover artist performing only Cardi B tunes, all at 140 bpm.

68 upvotes • CerumenCandies

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can't believe i had to suddenly end our relationship of 10 years!

68 upvotes • walclime

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I tiptoed by the medicine cabinet.

68 upvotes • dickcheney600

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Mommy has an only fans account.

68 upvotes • Babelfish76

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I try not to talk like a frog

68 upvotes • fourtaco

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“Do you have the time, to listen to me whine??”

68 upvotes • Sweet_Neighborhood10

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"You other girls better not be wearing white to this wedding," said the bride-to-be.

67 upvotes • JustAnotherYaoiFan

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Who does Mike speaks to when he feels unheard?

67 upvotes • Paperonthefloor

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Blind Date

67 upvotes • PDATrain

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A teacher was fired from her job yesterday, and has voiced concerns that she was only fired because she’s cross-eyed.	68	us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-
I'm planning a career as a cover artist performing only Cardi B tunes, all at 140 bpm.	68	CerumenCandies
can't believe i had to suddenly end our relationship of 10 years!	68	walclime
I tiptoed by the medicine cabinet.	68	dickcheney600
Mommy has an only fans account.	68	Babelfish76
I try not to talk like a frog	68	fourtaco
“Do you have the time, to listen to me whine??”	68	Sweet_Neighborhood10
"You other girls better not be wearing white to this wedding," said the bride-to-be.	67	JustAnotherYaoiFan
Who does Mike speaks to when he feels unheard?	67	Paperonthefloor
Blind Date	67	PDATrain