/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Last week I met a guy who is exactly like me in every way, down to the finest detail.

61 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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My girlfriend and I got thrown out of the house.

61 upvotes • cindybubbles

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'Well Derek died doing what he loved.'

61 upvotes • [deleted]

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I hit a cat backing out of my driveway

61 upvotes • scaptastic

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First it was Tony the Tiger, dead in a cage, then Snap, Crackle and Pop, killed by autoerotic asphyxiation, and finally poor Sugar Bear, murdered by the insulin meant to save him, lying in his own filth next to a strung out hooker who didn't remember nothin'

61 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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"Is this pimple cream organic and ethically sourced?"

61 upvotes • dotieeeee

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The floor is lava!

61 upvotes • abitosmitty

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ehehe wanna know why women like sucking on lollipops? NSFW

60 upvotes • walclime

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What do a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

60 upvotes • Ok-Orchid-3973

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You're probably wondering why I am not more upset about the shape shifter stealing my identity and life.

60 upvotes • Nevek_Green

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last week I met a guy who is exactly like me in every way, down to the finest detail.	61	SliceLegitimate8674
My girlfriend and I got thrown out of the house.	61	cindybubbles
'Well Derek died doing what he loved.'	61	[deleted]
I hit a cat backing out of my driveway	61	scaptastic
First it was Tony the Tiger, dead in a cage, then Snap, Crackle and Pop, killed by autoerotic asphyxiation, and finally poor Sugar Bear, murdered by the insulin meant to save him, lying in his own filth next to a strung out hooker who didn't remember nothin'	61	SliceLegitimate8674
"Is this pimple cream organic and ethically sourced?"	61	dotieeeee
The floor is lava!	61	abitosmitty
ehehe wanna know why women like sucking on lollipops? NSFW	60	walclime
What do a cigarette and a hamster have in common?	60	Ok-Orchid-3973
You're probably wondering why I am not more upset about the shape shifter stealing my identity and life.	60	Nevek_Green