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A man bragged about how his dick measured 6 feet. NSFW

64 upvotes • cindybubbles
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I was beating my meat and I yell to the kids NSFW

64 upvotes • ---unknownuser---
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Dad says he's really coming home this time.

64 upvotes • SydTheSquid302
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It’s easy to find a job as a miner

64 upvotes • mightykingbibis
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I have no credit because I was born poor with no father and my mom's a meth head, and I was once arrested for having violence committed against ME.

64 upvotes • [deleted]
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"The pieces of glass shrink as they slowly merge into the blood-red fluid."

64 upvotes • [deleted]
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My cousin created a bucket list

64 upvotes • thegangshawty
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After learning about the vampire’s weakness from the ancient tomb, I tucked the steak in my bag.

64 upvotes • oliverjsn8
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Do you know what the fast land mammals is?

63 upvotes • My_dog_abe
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Im going to Twitch academy

63 upvotes • Memio64
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