/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

Im going to Twitch academy

63 upvotes • Memio64

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I never listened to my friend when he tried to convince me that plastic straws are bad for mankind.

63 upvotes • GuyAwks

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Me and the demon under ran out the window after seeing the evil thing my mom had brought in our House.

63 upvotes • Icy-Barracuda-8489

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The librarian made a grave mistake telling the woman, even in a joking tone, to use her inside voice.

63 upvotes • PokingMidas

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Ate fishes

63 upvotes • LucaDoesStuff

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A lot of newer phones have automatic brightness

63 upvotes • dickcheney600

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What do you get when you kiss someone from Alabama?

63 upvotes • [deleted]

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The

63 upvotes • elie4578

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I ran into the bathroom, pulled down my pant and sat down to poo

63 upvotes • FootballLeather4426

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Do you know what the fast land mammals is?

63 upvotes • My_dog_abe

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Im going to Twitch academy	63	Memio64
I never listened to my friend when he tried to convince me that plastic straws are bad for mankind.	63	GuyAwks
Me and the demon under ran out the window after seeing the evil thing my mom had brought in our House.	63	Icy-Barracuda-8489
The librarian made a grave mistake telling the woman, even in a joking tone, to use her inside voice.	63	PokingMidas
Ate fishes	63	LucaDoesStuff
A lot of newer phones have automatic brightness	63	dickcheney600
What do you get when you kiss someone from Alabama?	63	[deleted]
The	63	elie4578
I ran into the bathroom, pulled down my pant and sat down to poo	63	FootballLeather4426
Do you know what the fast land mammals is?	63	My_dog_abe