/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The customer is always right.

53 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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53 upvotes • [deleted]

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"I have so many bad dates", the attractive young woman said as she undressed for bed.

53 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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I ate a Hamburger

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Knock knock

53 upvotes • TigBiddySquiggles

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They said that I wouldn't make it, but I did.

53 upvotes • cindybubbles

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when my uncle’s turn was next he walked up, everyone assumed he was shit-faced, proceeds to ask “what’s in the box?”

52 upvotes • sjsjabsnd

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Jack climbed the beanstalk but he never returned.

52 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I picked the knife up off of the table menacingly

52 upvotes • TheDiamondAxe7523

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I asked my nephew a riddle

52 upvotes • No_Competition7327

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The customer is always right.	53	SliceLegitimate8674
[deleted by user]	53	[deleted]
"I have so many bad dates", the attractive young woman said as she undressed for bed.	53	SliceLegitimate8674
I ate a Hamburger	53	SliceLegitimate8674
Knock knock	53	TigBiddySquiggles
They said that I wouldn't make it, but I did.	53	cindybubbles
when my uncle’s turn was next he walked up, everyone assumed he was shit-faced, proceeds to ask “what’s in the box?”	52	sjsjabsnd
Jack climbed the beanstalk but he never returned.	52	cindybubbles
I picked the knife up off of the table menacingly	52	TheDiamondAxe7523
I asked my nephew a riddle	52	No_Competition7327