/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Knowing your name, Discord, was rooted in the word “chaos”, you grew to love it, and it’s roots.

45 upvotes • ShadowEeveeCringe

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Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady

45 upvotes • iamdev10

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So I bought my cats one of those fancy clear water dispensers, and they just love it!

45 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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I am tired of the misconception that gingers don't have souls because they do, I checked.

45 upvotes • CM_Bison

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"How's that for a twist?", my friend said as we left the movie theater.

45 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake details and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen

45 upvotes • plainenglishh

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A plumber and a scientist were chatting at a bar until suddenly they started yelling and attacking each other until they were tossed out.

45 upvotes • Helpful-Ad-8927

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The jock asked, "So what DO they call the guy that studies routes and hiking trails?"

45 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I've figured out the most effective way to spread holiday cheer.

45 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7

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My buddy gave me a shot of something he said would help me pass the polygraph.

45 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Knowing your name, Discord, was rooted in the word “chaos”, you grew to love it, and it’s roots.	45	ShadowEeveeCringe
Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady	45	iamdev10
So I bought my cats one of those fancy clear water dispensers, and they just love it!	45	TheOminousDarkness
I am tired of the misconception that gingers don't have souls because they do, I checked.	45	CM_Bison
"How's that for a twist?", my friend said as we left the movie theater.	45	SliceLegitimate8674
at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake details and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen	45	plainenglishh
A plumber and a scientist were chatting at a bar until suddenly they started yelling and attacking each other until they were tossed out.	45	Helpful-Ad-8927
The jock asked, "So what DO they call the guy that studies routes and hiking trails?"	45	Outside_Normal
I've figured out the most effective way to spread holiday cheer.	45	Embarrassingleader7
My buddy gave me a shot of something he said would help me pass the polygraph.	45	Outside_Normal