/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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A recent study showed that most people have watched porn and broke down the most favored types. NSFW

46 upvotes • HPayne62

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I ran into the bathroom at slammed the door shut, gasping for air

46 upvotes • BackleBore

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A delinquent disturbed a hive of partying bees

46 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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I need to talk less and listen more.

46 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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the key to a fast sleep isn't just counting each sheep NSFW

46 upvotes • adolphinPewtin

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I wanna invoke my first amendment right to free speech!

46 upvotes • QueenElsaArrendelle

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Cave man : Checks empty traps and shuffles away disappointed.

46 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Two astronauts in space, ones making coffee only to find there's no milk left, In pure frustration he screams into the nothingness of space

45 upvotes • Trench_Survivor

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Knowing your name, Discord, was rooted in the word “chaos”, you grew to love it, and it’s roots.

45 upvotes • ShadowEeveeCringe

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"How's that for a twist?", my friend said as we left the movie theater.

45 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A recent study showed that most people have watched porn and broke down the most favored types. NSFW	46	HPayne62
I ran into the bathroom at slammed the door shut, gasping for air	46	BackleBore
A delinquent disturbed a hive of partying bees	46	OreMysticCoolcumber
I need to talk less and listen more.	46	HunterSDeadguy
the key to a fast sleep isn't just counting each sheep NSFW	46	adolphinPewtin
I wanna invoke my first amendment right to free speech!	46	QueenElsaArrendelle
Cave man : Checks empty traps and shuffles away disappointed.	46	HunterSDeadguy
Two astronauts in space, ones making coffee only to find there's no milk left, In pure frustration he screams into the nothingness of space	45	Trench_Survivor
Knowing your name, Discord, was rooted in the word “chaos”, you grew to love it, and it’s roots.	45	ShadowEeveeCringe
"How's that for a twist?", my friend said as we left the movie theater.	45	SliceLegitimate8674