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I can't really say what happened because it was one big blur.

52 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch.

52 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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My therapist told me to write a letter to each person I'm angry at, and then burn them.

51 upvotes • TheRaincrow

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What do you call something you find to be symbolic when you're high?

51 upvotes • MaliciouslyMediocre

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suddenly the holy spirit came upon us

51 upvotes • ilyaEris

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There's nothing happening.

51 upvotes • TryndaRightClick

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"Because you keep calling me the c-word, you know what I'm gonna do? you know what? I'm suing this shitty hospital!"

51 upvotes • TreeArchesWorkForMe

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Back in my day, you could get a weeks worth of food in just one trip to the store.

51 upvotes • Borckschav

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"One of these days you're going to get stabbed to death, " reprimanded his wife

51 upvotes • Obsidian_Revenger

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My gf broke up with me because she think I'm childish which is not true

51 upvotes • kaijisheeran

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can't really say what happened because it was one big blur.	52	Outside_Normal
Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch.	52	TheOminousDarkness
My therapist told me to write a letter to each person I'm angry at, and then burn them.	51	TheRaincrow
What do you call something you find to be symbolic when you're high?	51	MaliciouslyMediocre
suddenly the holy spirit came upon us	51	ilyaEris
There's nothing happening.	51	TryndaRightClick
"Because you keep calling me the c-word, you know what I'm gonna do? you know what? I'm suing this shitty hospital!"	51	TreeArchesWorkForMe
Back in my day, you could get a weeks worth of food in just one trip to the store.	51	Borckschav
"One of these days you're going to get stabbed to death, " reprimanded his wife	51	Obsidian_Revenger
My gf broke up with me because she think I'm childish which is not true	51	kaijisheeran