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My phone fell on my face today while I was watching a video of Pennywise masturbating. NSFW

44 upvotes • lowhangerranger
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I was a teenage coffin model

44 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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There is one thing we can say about John Wayne Gacy

44 upvotes • Ancient_Fall
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

44 upvotes • Hehehe_Blebleble
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The rules of strip poker were simple: every time you lose, you remove an article of clothing.

44 upvotes • GuyAwks
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how come when a police officer shoots a criminal they are protecting the law.

44 upvotes • justaluckygaycat
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After Elon made trips to Mars accessible to the general public, my friends and I decided that we were going to take a trip there.

44 upvotes • darkeight7
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I killed my parents for a inheritance!

44 upvotes • Cyborginox
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The Sergeant would always blow a casket when things weren't in order, and when we gave him annoyed looks, he would yell at the men, threatening to wash the looks off our faces.

44 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7
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I blow sh*t up all day long!

44 upvotes • dickcheney600
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