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The Sergeant would always blow a casket when things weren't in order, and when we gave him annoyed looks, he would yell at the men, threatening to wash the looks off our faces.

44 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7

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Why were people in the World Trade Center mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane. NSFW

44 upvotes • Longjumping_Collar12

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how come when a police officer shoots a criminal they are protecting the law.

44 upvotes • justaluckygaycat

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I killed my parents for a inheritance!

44 upvotes • Cyborginox

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Describe yourself in 3 words

44 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday

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After Elon made trips to Mars accessible to the general public, my friends and I decided that we were going to take a trip there.

44 upvotes • darkeight7

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What do you call a middle eastern clock salesman?

44 upvotes • Intelligent-Ad-1066

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We've got the cheapest brake service in town.

43 upvotes • dickcheney600

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A rubber chicken world domination plan was made to capture Walmart and then the Whitehouse.

43 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7

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As God descended from the Heavens, I was horrified by the fanfare.

43 upvotes • Mgm2008

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Sergeant would always blow a casket when things weren't in order, and when we gave him annoyed looks, he would yell at the men, threatening to wash the looks off our faces.	44	Embarrassingleader7
Why were people in the World Trade Center mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane. NSFW	44	Longjumping_Collar12
how come when a police officer shoots a criminal they are protecting the law.	44	justaluckygaycat
I killed my parents for a inheritance!	44	Cyborginox
Describe yourself in 3 words	44	NoWingedHussarsToday
After Elon made trips to Mars accessible to the general public, my friends and I decided that we were going to take a trip there.	44	darkeight7
What do you call a middle eastern clock salesman?	44	Intelligent-Ad-1066
We've got the cheapest brake service in town.	43	dickcheney600
A rubber chicken world domination plan was made to capture Walmart and then the Whitehouse.	43	Embarrassingleader7
As God descended from the Heavens, I was horrified by the fanfare.	43	Mgm2008