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I fell into a pile of yeast

50 upvotes • thegangshawty
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What is the similarity between Isaac Newton and Sir Mix-A-Lot?

50 upvotes • steikul
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I have constipation.

50 upvotes • LenOrKrypto
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My visiting British friend looked confused when I brought him to a gay bar.

50 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Every night, I play a game of peekaboo with my baby in his decorated crib.

49 upvotes • GuyAwks
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Do you want to know how I get this scar?

49 upvotes • steikul
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My girlfriend left me because i am blind

49 upvotes • Castiel_D37
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What official title do you address to Norman Bates when he finally chooses to join your local BDSM cock and ball torture community? NSFW

49 upvotes • YellowDomino
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My past-self and I almost came to blows over the perceived carelessness of our travels through time together.

49 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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In Athens, everyone struggles to wake up early.

49 upvotes • Mahdlo_
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