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What official title do you address to Norman Bates when he finally chooses to join your local BDSM cock and ball torture community? NSFW

49 upvotes • YellowDomino

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Do you want to know how I get this scar?

49 upvotes • steikul

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I was having fish for dinner.

49 upvotes • TheRealCthulu24

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It was a dark and stormy November night when a scary thing happened.

49 upvotes • rprince18

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what is a mathematicians food

48 upvotes • Your-avarage-joe

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I just can't seem to Excel.

48 upvotes • cindybubbles

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His trousers left little to the imagination.

48 upvotes • PrettyHotPotatoPapi

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When I was a child I was scratched by a tomcat, then years later I was attacked by a bobcat

48 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday

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I threw a boomerang 20 years ago and it never came back

48 upvotes • thegangshawty

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I heard my friend laughing at something.

48 upvotes • Accomplished-Layer65

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What official title do you address to Norman Bates when he finally chooses to join your local BDSM cock and ball torture community? NSFW	49	YellowDomino
Do you want to know how I get this scar?	49	steikul
I was having fish for dinner.	49	TheRealCthulu24
It was a dark and stormy November night when a scary thing happened.	49	rprince18
what is a mathematicians food	48	Your-avarage-joe
I just can't seem to Excel.	48	cindybubbles
His trousers left little to the imagination.	48	PrettyHotPotatoPapi
When I was a child I was scratched by a tomcat, then years later I was attacked by a bobcat	48	NoWingedHussarsToday
I threw a boomerang 20 years ago and it never came back	48	thegangshawty
I heard my friend laughing at something.	48	Accomplished-Layer65