/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I used to think my barber made my haircut too short.

48 upvotes • Hourse005

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They began the process of repossession.

48 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I threw a boomerang 20 years ago and it never came back

48 upvotes • thegangshawty

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When I was a child I was scratched by a tomcat, then years later I was attacked by a bobcat

48 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday

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what is a mathematicians food

48 upvotes • Your-avarage-joe

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I heard my friend laughing at something.

48 upvotes • Accomplished-Layer65

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Virgin no longer

48 upvotes • adolphinPewtin

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What did baby corn ask mama corn?

47 upvotes • CharlesPartridge0312

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Recent legislation banned the cloning of any living organisms aside from sheep due to some legal loopholes that no lawyer could fully explain.

47 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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"How do you make a dirty joke?" the kid asked.

47 upvotes • thelurking0wl

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I used to think my barber made my haircut too short.	48	Hourse005
They began the process of repossession.	48	Outside_Normal
I threw a boomerang 20 years ago and it never came back	48	thegangshawty
When I was a child I was scratched by a tomcat, then years later I was attacked by a bobcat	48	NoWingedHussarsToday
what is a mathematicians food	48	Your-avarage-joe
I heard my friend laughing at something.	48	Accomplished-Layer65
Virgin no longer	48	adolphinPewtin
What did baby corn ask mama corn?	47	CharlesPartridge0312
Recent legislation banned the cloning of any living organisms aside from sheep due to some legal loopholes that no lawyer could fully explain.	47	Outside_Normal
"How do you make a dirty joke?" the kid asked.	47	thelurking0wl