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My grandfather died at Auschwitz.

42 upvotes • Ad_Honorem1

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The warlock exited the arena, shuffling along slowly so as not to expose his blown out trousers.

42 upvotes • boct1584

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What do women say when they unzip a hung communist’s pants? NSFW

42 upvotes • Calm_History3152

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I woke up super early so I pissed on the side of the bowl to make less noise. My roommate was mad cause he just wanted to eat his frosted flakes in peace.

42 upvotes • GiantJawa

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The talking magic tree begged me not to chop him down.

42 upvotes • TheRaincrow

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1 small step for man

42 upvotes • pyramidCow200k

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New stool just dropped.

42 upvotes • [deleted]

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Madame, I assure you my interest in your daughter is purely botanical.

42 upvotes • [deleted]

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My fat son just took the toaster into the bathroom with him.

42 upvotes • JayPlaysBeamNG

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I’ll get going guys

42 upvotes • XxLordOfSkyxX

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.	42	Ad_Honorem1
The warlock exited the arena, shuffling along slowly so as not to expose his blown out trousers.	42	boct1584
What do women say when they unzip a hung communist’s pants? NSFW	42	Calm_History3152
I woke up super early so I pissed on the side of the bowl to make less noise. My roommate was mad cause he just wanted to eat his frosted flakes in peace.	42	GiantJawa
The talking magic tree begged me not to chop him down.	42	TheRaincrow
1 small step for man	42	pyramidCow200k
New stool just dropped.	42	[deleted]
Madame, I assure you my interest in your daughter is purely botanical.	42	[deleted]
My fat son just took the toaster into the bathroom with him.	42	JayPlaysBeamNG
I’ll get going guys	42	XxLordOfSkyxX