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I just love The Hunchback Of Notre Dame!

27 upvotes • TheSecretFace
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One of my favorite sex games to play is "Rodeo", but my girlfriend wasn't very fond of it.

27 upvotes • [deleted]
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They say excessive masturbation can cause blindness.

26 upvotes • [deleted]
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They say time can heal all wounds.

26 upvotes • OLDBENSON
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"Are you staring at my ass?"

26 upvotes • Ar-Oh-En
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A suicide bombing instructor walks up to his batch of new recruits.

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My elderly mother lay on the ground weeping and begging for me to help her up, but I just sat on the couch laughing

26 upvotes • [deleted]
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I'm nostalgic for my high school gym classes.

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I may not have a brain.

26 upvotes • tads73
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A person who becomes rich by selling sperm is a cum-millionaire

26 upvotes • wondererSkull
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