/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

"So, that's one decaffeinated double-espresso with lactose-free soymilk and three shots of Splenda, a poached organic egg-white from a locally-sourced free-range farm on a whole-wheat gluten-free bagel topped with Amish-churned butter, and what else can I get for you today?"

24 upvotes • [deleted]

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The team owners arranged a poker game where the loser has to give their team an embarrassing name.

24 upvotes • cindybubbles

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My son turned to me and asked, "Dad, where does poo come from?"

24 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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When Death came to collect my soul, a tiny part of me was relieved I would not be dying a 40-year-old virgin.

24 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Bomb disposal is the easiest job.

24 upvotes • Nevek_Green

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What is the name given to a female snail?

24 upvotes • Flashy-Pea8474

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One day at the park, I was struggling and prayed to God to reveal what I should do.

24 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7

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I shot a gun at my dads head

23 upvotes • thegangshawty

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so glad it's ok to have different opinions here but reddit sucks tbh

23 upvotes • walclime

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What do you call a Baking Competition based on pigs?

23 upvotes • Cyborginox

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"So, that's one decaffeinated double-espresso with lactose-free soymilk and three shots of Splenda, a poached organic egg-white from a locally-sourced free-range farm on a whole-wheat gluten-free bagel topped with Amish-churned butter, and what else can I get for you today?"	24	[deleted]
The team owners arranged a poker game where the loser has to give their team an embarrassing name.	24	cindybubbles
My son turned to me and asked, "Dad, where does poo come from?"	24	TheOminousDarkness
When Death came to collect my soul, a tiny part of me was relieved I would not be dying a 40-year-old virgin.	24	Outside_Normal
Bomb disposal is the easiest job.	24	Nevek_Green
What is the name given to a female snail?	24	Flashy-Pea8474
One day at the park, I was struggling and prayed to God to reveal what I should do.	24	Embarrassingleader7
I shot a gun at my dads head	23	thegangshawty
so glad it's ok to have different opinions here but reddit sucks tbh	23	walclime
What do you call a Baking Competition based on pigs?	23	Cyborginox