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Today I learned a very important lesson while preparing for a bachelor party.

21 upvotes • rprince18
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Celery sticks

21 upvotes • Slashfan707
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I'm so happy that I won the lottery.

21 upvotes • DiZZT0RT3D
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Me popping the ballon because I'm bored.

20 upvotes • El_dripp
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The magical slide gives you an infinite amount of whatever you shout whilst sliding.

20 upvotes • ThisIsYourMormont
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I grind even in my sleep cozzz the grind never stops!

20 upvotes • [deleted]
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"I wanted this world to have more attractive people." My father answered when I asked why did he wanted to have kids.

20 upvotes • HelpmeImAbox
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The man who was forcibly relieving me of my vehicle at gunpoint had a heavy French accent.

20 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Someone on internet jus made fun of how my country speak.

20 upvotes • foreground_color4
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I told my employees to think of work as family.

20 upvotes • apathiest58
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