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The farmer took his garden tool to the church to get married.

21 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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I always enjoyed bragging about my 7 inch penis. NSFW

21 upvotes • Prestigious-Strike91
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Did you know it’s illegal to have sex reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

21 upvotes • mixedlikeconcrete
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I was on my knees, blindfolded, I felt the gun to the back of my head and bit my teeth hard togheter as I waited for the inevetable bang, then I suddenly heard a man say:

21 upvotes • Tayvyer
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they tell me to “act my age”.

21 upvotes • [deleted]
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“What is his favourite song?” I screamed while my friend posessed by Vecna was starting to levitate

21 upvotes • PassionCertain8405
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The world will always need doctors and doctors will always have jobs!

21 upvotes • TimeLuckBug
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how does butter cry

21 upvotes • Your-avarage-joe
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Do not eat cheesy nachos

21 upvotes • familtfriendlpg
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For my last wish I asked to be my husband dream lover.

21 upvotes • Lazyfatfrogs
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