/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep.

19 upvotes • iamsobasic

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My mom is having a pretty bad day

19 upvotes • N_K-

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So, instead of a whole pantheon, everything's done by a single god whose name is... God?

19 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I've been sitting on the log in the meddle of the woods and I said: "I'm glad that i can chill here in peace", "No you can not!" the fire guy said...

19 upvotes • DamnSponge

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I heard Republicans are looking to replace Trump with someone who is a little humbler, speaks truth to power, and has broad appeal among voters in both aisles.

19 upvotes • [deleted]

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The moaning through the walls keeps me awake at night.

19 upvotes • ChannelXHorror

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The New painting store always has the Same old sad man painting.

19 upvotes • Average_Gamerguy

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I sat there waiting for them to leave.

19 upvotes • FlamingCoolBird

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The thought of me wearing diapers and eating mush made me chuckle.

19 upvotes • cindybubbles

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This guy at school always said he could punch a brick wall, so I told him to.

19 upvotes • gabestuf

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep.	19	iamsobasic
My mom is having a pretty bad day	19	N_K-
So, instead of a whole pantheon, everything's done by a single god whose name is... God?	19	Outside_Normal
I've been sitting on the log in the meddle of the woods and I said: "I'm glad that i can chill here in peace", "No you can not!" the fire guy said...	19	DamnSponge
I heard Republicans are looking to replace Trump with someone who is a little humbler, speaks truth to power, and has broad appeal among voters in both aisles.	19	[deleted]
The moaning through the walls keeps me awake at night.	19	ChannelXHorror
The New painting store always has the Same old sad man painting.	19	Average_Gamerguy
I sat there waiting for them to leave.	19	FlamingCoolBird
The thought of me wearing diapers and eating mush made me chuckle.	19	cindybubbles
This guy at school always said he could punch a brick wall, so I told him to.	19	gabestuf