/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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A man's wife's driving him crazy and could find him anywhere, so he decided to rob a bank and go to jail to finally avoid her.

19 upvotes • eratus23

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“Oh, honey, your father’s not having a temper tantrum!” assured the mother.

19 upvotes • cindybubbles

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The officer pointed at the red sign and asked why I failed to stop at the intersection.

19 upvotes • Sechs_of_Zalem

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You know what they say: the first step is half the journey

19 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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I have the absolute worse case of writer’s block.

19 upvotes • BasementDweller3000

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"I wish to be the ugliest girl in the world," she said to the genie.

19 upvotes • Mobile-Constant3167

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There was a pickle in my house.

19 upvotes • VomitBabe26

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I used to love taking showers.

19 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762

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The high rate of alcoholism in my hometown was blamed on everything from the state of the economy to poor lifestyle choices to stereotypical small-town stupidity.

19 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I've been sitting on the log in the meddle of the woods and I said: "I'm glad that i can chill here in peace", "No you can not!" the fire guy said...

19 upvotes • DamnSponge

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A man's wife's driving him crazy and could find him anywhere, so he decided to rob a bank and go to jail to finally avoid her.	19	eratus23
“Oh, honey, your father’s not having a temper tantrum!” assured the mother.	19	cindybubbles
The officer pointed at the red sign and asked why I failed to stop at the intersection.	19	Sechs_of_Zalem
You know what they say: the first step is half the journey	19	KailTheDryad
I have the absolute worse case of writer’s block.	19	BasementDweller3000
"I wish to be the ugliest girl in the world," she said to the genie.	19	Mobile-Constant3167
There was a pickle in my house.	19	VomitBabe26
I used to love taking showers.	19	Character-Dingo8762
The high rate of alcoholism in my hometown was blamed on everything from the state of the economy to poor lifestyle choices to stereotypical small-town stupidity.	19	Outside_Normal
I've been sitting on the log in the meddle of the woods and I said: "I'm glad that i can chill here in peace", "No you can not!" the fire guy said...	19	DamnSponge