/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Fun Fact: The earth's orbit around the sun is 584 million miles.

18 upvotes • JessumGui

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My pokémon is Figure

18 upvotes • Tramelo

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I recently won a lifetime supply of bombs with short fuses.

18 upvotes • Ultimateshielder

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You're my sunshine

18 upvotes • wholesome_hug_bot

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People have always wondered what it must be like being the last man standing, being alone at the end of the universe.

18 upvotes • ellisamarieisme

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"shouldn't you give me my Christmas present now honey?" My wife asked

18 upvotes • sparrrky

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What do lesbians and sea turtles have in common? NSFW

18 upvotes • [deleted]

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I told the genie that for my third wish, I wanted domestic bliss.

18 upvotes • SuitableWallaby4512

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A train pulls into the station and opens the doors

18 upvotes • DerNeueOberharter

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My grandpa killed a total of 30 men during WW2.

18 upvotes • Alegon_the_1st

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Fun Fact: The earth's orbit around the sun is 584 million miles.	18	JessumGui
My pokémon is Figure	18	Tramelo
I recently won a lifetime supply of bombs with short fuses.	18	Ultimateshielder
You're my sunshine	18	wholesome_hug_bot
People have always wondered what it must be like being the last man standing, being alone at the end of the universe.	18	ellisamarieisme
"shouldn't you give me my Christmas present now honey?" My wife asked	18	sparrrky
What do lesbians and sea turtles have in common? NSFW	18	[deleted]
I told the genie that for my third wish, I wanted domestic bliss.	18	SuitableWallaby4512
A train pulls into the station and opens the doors	18	DerNeueOberharter
My grandpa killed a total of 30 men during WW2.	18	Alegon_the_1st