/u/Ultimateshielder's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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4 parks in close proximity to each other was declared to be joined as a singular park by the local government.

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I recently won a lifetime supply of bombs with short fuses.

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Watson: Sherlock, which school do you think this prepubescent child goes to everyday?

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I saw on the news that Brandon Urie was being escorted by the police out of a local night club.

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When life gives you melons....

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
4 parks in close proximity to each other was declared to be joined as a singular park by the local government.	75
I recently won a lifetime supply of bombs with short fuses.	18
Watson: Sherlock, which school do you think this prepubescent child goes to everyday?	11
I saw on the news that Brandon Urie was being escorted by the police out of a local night club.	9
When life gives you melons....	9