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4 parks in close proximity to each other was declared to be joined as a singular park by the local government.

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I recently won a lifetime supply of bombs with short fuses.

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[WP] You are a narcissistic mad scientist. Unable to find the perfect match, you decided to clone yourself. You two fall madly in love with each other

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Watson: Sherlock, which school do you think this prepubescent child goes to everyday?

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I saw on the news that Brandon Urie was being escorted by the police out of a local night club.

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When life gives you melons....

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[IP] An Unsettling Passage...

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[WP] One stormy night, an old woman begs shelter in your home. You let her in and she blesses you with a holy sword. The sword of the lost king. The woman disappears, leaving behind a pure white feather.

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[WP] You wake up one day to find out that only 1 gender is left on the face of the earth... Yours. The challenge? How do you survive and prolong the Human Race?

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You are an Ex-Prostitute who has seen the errors of your ways. You are now working as a salesperson in a hardware store when all of a sudden, the zombie apocalypse occurs. You and your party of a Knight, a Cowboy, a Sorceress and a Cleric must fight the zombie horde to find the Kingdom of Light

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
4 parks in close proximity to each other was declared to be joined as a singular park by the local government.	75	TwoSentenceComedy
I recently won a lifetime supply of bombs with short fuses.	18	TwoSentenceComedy
[WP] You are a narcissistic mad scientist. Unable to find the perfect match, you decided to clone yourself. You two fall madly in love with each other	17	WritingPrompts
Watson: Sherlock, which school do you think this prepubescent child goes to everyday?	11	TwoSentenceComedy
I saw on the news that Brandon Urie was being escorted by the police out of a local night club.	9	TwoSentenceComedy
When life gives you melons....	9	TwoSentenceComedy
[IP] An Unsettling Passage...	7	WritingPrompts
[WP] One stormy night, an old woman begs shelter in your home. You let her in and she blesses you with a holy sword. The sword of the lost king. The woman disappears, leaving behind a pure white feather.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] You wake up one day to find out that only 1 gender is left on the face of the earth... Yours. The challenge? How do you survive and prolong the Human Race?	2	WritingPrompts
You are an Ex-Prostitute who has seen the errors of your ways. You are now working as a salesperson in a hardware store when all of a sudden, the zombie apocalypse occurs. You and your party of a Knight, a Cowboy, a Sorceress and a Cleric must fight the zombie horde to find the Kingdom of Light	1	WritingPrompts