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You're my sunshine

18 upvotes • wholesome_hug_bot
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A man walks into a bar.

18 upvotes • HybridPumpkin
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I saw a man in white van pull up next to my friend from school and offer him candy so I ran to him and screamed.

18 upvotes • Potatoredditor123
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For Halloween, I asked my brother to hang a noose in the living room as part of my Fun House of Horrors.

18 upvotes • cindybubbles
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My dream job is

18 upvotes • jinongun
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"shouldn't you give me my Christmas present now honey?" My wife asked

18 upvotes • sparrrky
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REGARDING HATE SPEECH

18 upvotes • [deleted]
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Why did the cop arrest the sick bird?

18 upvotes • gabestuf
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A train pulls into the station and opens the doors

18 upvotes • DerNeueOberharter
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Graffiti removal service:

18 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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