/r/TwoSentenceComedy

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

13 upvotes • Cuntanachim0603

Mark as read: Add to a list

Dad, I’m horny.

13 upvotes • [deleted]

Mark as read: Add to a list

It's okay to have a thought and just let it pass by.

13 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

Mark as read: Add to a list

it was a dark night...

13 upvotes • Flaky-Ad9423

Mark as read: Add to a list

Jordan Peele lay in bed with the shades drawn, depressed that no one would finance his new, ground breaking motion picture...

13 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was super happy to see my store got rid of self checkouts

13 upvotes • [deleted]

Mark as read: Add to a list

I’ve gained the power to control postage with my mind

13 upvotes • davoid116

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was told the best revenge is to live a good life.

13 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

Mark as read: Add to a list

"I've lost 10 pounds!"

13 upvotes • Varendothe

Mark as read: Add to a list

The Catholic church definitely made some mistakes.

13 upvotes • trevormonk

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why did Hitler commit suicide?	13	Cuntanachim0603
Dad, I’m horny.	13	[deleted]
It's okay to have a thought and just let it pass by.	13	HunterSDeadguy
it was a dark night...	13	Flaky-Ad9423
Jordan Peele lay in bed with the shades drawn, depressed that no one would finance his new, ground breaking motion picture...	13	SliceLegitimate8674
I was super happy to see my store got rid of self checkouts	13	[deleted]
I’ve gained the power to control postage with my mind	13	davoid116
I was told the best revenge is to live a good life.	13	HunterSDeadguy
"I've lost 10 pounds!"	13	Varendothe
The Catholic church definitely made some mistakes.	13	trevormonk