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I’ve gained the power to control postage with my mind

13 upvotes • davoid116
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The Catholic church definitely made some mistakes.

13 upvotes • trevormonk
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The man slipped on a banana peel and we felt nervous that he's not getting up

13 upvotes • kaijisheeran
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A friend of mine kept using Axe instead of taking a shower

13 upvotes • Dashing_Steel
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There is a man named Humphrey at my door

13 upvotes • Interestingbruh
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I was watching the new DBS SH and when Goku got his appearance "THATS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE" shouted my least favorite cosin

13 upvotes • Initial-Fly2034
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My son just told me that he wants to be batman when he grows up.

13 upvotes • partypooper1308
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heheheh.... SPERMwhale....

13 upvotes • pyramidCow200k
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My family has a predisposition for diarrhea.

13 upvotes • DarthLocutusOfB0rg
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I had an Ethiopian friend who was scared to do a dare, so I called him Chicken.

13 upvotes • Codylucky13
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