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I had an Ethiopian friend who was scared to do a dare, so I called him Chicken.

13 upvotes • Codylucky13
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I couldn't find my sneakers

12 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber
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I woke up to hear my friend from the city say “You want to come in, kitty?”

12 upvotes • nicknack24
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I realized every time you paint your room it gets smaller and smaller

12 upvotes • WalidBarber
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Hey girl, are you a rhetorical question?

12 upvotes • leelimelem0n
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I was in a very large room full of dental supplies and crates

12 upvotes • Interestingbruh
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In hell the howling damned, they only speak one language

12 upvotes • [deleted]
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Recently, one of the employees at our office was discovered pissing in the coffee and she has been fired.

12 upvotes • [deleted]
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After serving one tour in the military, I decided to surprise my family by coming home unannounced

12 upvotes • [deleted]
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“Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.”

12 upvotes • Anonymously-done
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