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In hell the howling damned, they only speak one language

12 upvotes • [deleted]
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Just say "NO" to drugs...

12 upvotes • i_am_a_bot_764
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Out of malice the depressed scientist ordered the ultra-intelligent AI to destroy humanity.

12 upvotes • PieterSielie12
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Gaia threw me out so fast I almost forgot to collect my demonstrator and the catalog of floor cleaning equipment.

12 upvotes • NoNoNotLikeThatAgain
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"Everything happens for a reason," my boss said as someone walked in right before closing time.

12 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum
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For days I was glued to my computer, tracking them among infinite turns of dark webs, hiding in plain sight as I ruthlessly tore through the hacking system.

12 upvotes • LonelyDescription666
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You drop your phone..

12 upvotes • Bunny_Trans
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I went to the emergency room because I was suddenly suffering from dizziness, nausea, and countless aches and pains.

12 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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To the windowwwww

12 upvotes • Chuchobinar
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Joke removed

12 upvotes • Longjumping_Collar12
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