/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My girlfriend is a real bitch.

11 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold

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Yesterday someone broke my mood ring.

11 upvotes • bellias-smellias

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"He always replies with 'no u'."

11 upvotes • storyteller216

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[NOV2020] Black Friday is like this month's contest...

11 upvotes • thealiagator111

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Comedy is rarely good when you force it.

11 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum

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Whenever it's my turn to host a holiday dinner I seem to always run out of a key ingredient requiring me to make a mad dash to the store.

11 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Its my first post on Reddit and I chose to do it here.

11 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum

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“She’s on her period, there’s nothing I can do!” I cringed NSFW

11 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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I tightened my grip, digging my fingers into her slender neck as I take depraved pleasure in the sickening noises emanating from her stiff body.

11 upvotes • MojoJojo188

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At PNC Park you can get cherry pie for $3.75, blueberry pie for $3.50, and apple pie for $3.25.

11 upvotes • CKO1967

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend is a real bitch.	11	mydadsnameisharold
Yesterday someone broke my mood ring.	11	bellias-smellias
"He always replies with 'no u'."	11	storyteller216
[NOV2020] Black Friday is like this month's contest...	11	thealiagator111
Comedy is rarely good when you force it.	11	makejokesandchewgum
Whenever it's my turn to host a holiday dinner I seem to always run out of a key ingredient requiring me to make a mad dash to the store.	11	Outside_Normal
Its my first post on Reddit and I chose to do it here.	11	makejokesandchewgum
“She’s on her period, there’s nothing I can do!” I cringed NSFW	11	KailTheDryad
I tightened my grip, digging my fingers into her slender neck as I take depraved pleasure in the sickening noises emanating from her stiff body.	11	MojoJojo188
At PNC Park you can get cherry pie for $3.75, blueberry pie for $3.50, and apple pie for $3.25.	11	CKO1967