/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Hey mom, what’s for dinner?”

7 upvotes • [deleted]

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I regret majoring in the Humanities.

7 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I would never drink and drive.

7 upvotes • GustTheDouble

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Extra extra Ink shortage!

7 upvotes • brittanylovesphil

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My son always told me when he was a kid how he couldn't wait to grow up and get his own place when ever I tell him what to do.

7 upvotes • rprince18

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my friend died in a giant meat grinder, rest in pieces

7 upvotes • meentedd

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Today I tried to open a soda can.

7 upvotes • Elijah18850

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I think I just hit rock bottom.

7 upvotes • Robotzi5

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My wife and I were in the middle of having really fantastic, kinky sex.

7 upvotes • MadFaeCreature999

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i still haven't gotten over my jet lag!

7 upvotes • walclime

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Hey mom, what’s for dinner?”	7	[deleted]
I regret majoring in the Humanities.	7	cindybubbles
I would never drink and drive.	7	GustTheDouble
Extra extra Ink shortage!	7	brittanylovesphil
My son always told me when he was a kid how he couldn't wait to grow up and get his own place when ever I tell him what to do.	7	rprince18
my friend died in a giant meat grinder, rest in pieces	7	meentedd
Today I tried to open a soda can.	7	Elijah18850
I think I just hit rock bottom.	7	Robotzi5
My wife and I were in the middle of having really fantastic, kinky sex.	7	MadFaeCreature999
i still haven't gotten over my jet lag!	7	walclime