/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

The warmth on my leg could only mean one thing.

7 upvotes • sundaylobotomist

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You shouldn’t applaud the pilot after a successful landing, you should start yelling “BOO!” during a crash landing

7 upvotes • Canneke

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Can you believe some woman hacked my account and stole everything?

7 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum

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I hate it when the Macdonalds staff don't get my order right.

7 upvotes • [deleted]

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A magician once told me that I felt a little horse.

7 upvotes • Dripdrop2265

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Your pokemon look at you with worries in their eyes as their hp nears 0, but you still have hope because of the full restore in your bag.

7 upvotes • [deleted]

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The judge had just indicted me with 12 counts of vehicular manslaughter

7 upvotes • UnitTest

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Before quarantine I got a white cat so I wouldn't be lonely.

7 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Two women were sitting quietly together...

7 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle

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Stop telling me to touch grass, dammit!

7 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The warmth on my leg could only mean one thing.	7	sundaylobotomist
You shouldn’t applaud the pilot after a successful landing, you should start yelling “BOO!” during a crash landing	7	Canneke
Can you believe some woman hacked my account and stole everything?	7	makejokesandchewgum
I hate it when the Macdonalds staff don't get my order right.	7	[deleted]
A magician once told me that I felt a little horse.	7	Dripdrop2265
Your pokemon look at you with worries in their eyes as their hp nears 0, but you still have hope because of the full restore in your bag.	7	[deleted]
The judge had just indicted me with 12 counts of vehicular manslaughter	7	UnitTest
Before quarantine I got a white cat so I wouldn't be lonely.	7	HunterSDeadguy
Two women were sitting quietly together...	7	ClutchingMyTinkle
Stop telling me to touch grass, dammit!	7	Whocaresdamit