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Life has been really hard for me because whenever I try to do something there is these voice that always make me thinks I am worthless and I am going to fail. Even now as I am thinking of trying for a big job, I hear these voices.

7 upvotes • sgc0014
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I'm pretty sure I live next door to a halfway house.

7 upvotes • QueenElsaArrendelle
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Human organs go for thousands of dollars in the black market.

7 upvotes • epikness64
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The other day,my friend said to me "there's no situation where a contraction makes sense but its two word form doesnt"

7 upvotes • Short_Artist_Girl
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One day I was walking down the road and I saw a crying building.

7 upvotes • TheOutcast06
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I drink a lot of milk

7 upvotes • [deleted]
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I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick implies there is a cure.

7 upvotes • RenkoRodenburg
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I finally learned how to tie someone up.

7 upvotes • MaskedPlayerXeno
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a man walked into a bar.

7 upvotes • theepicmemelord911
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Lend me your ear son and I shall tell you a story of an old man who steals people's ears.

7 upvotes • [deleted]
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