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I picked up a Penny today

5 upvotes • Whocaresdamit
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A Canadian dies and wakes up in hell.

5 upvotes • Thatoneguythatsweird
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You have to keep in mind, that stupid people do graduate from a school.

5 upvotes • Mydogisadoglol
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"Listen dude, in gonna give you a giant knuckle sandwich if you don't shut up." my bully muttered at me.

5 upvotes • [deleted]
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“Jack, it’s about time you ceased this reckless behaviour!” The constable exclaimed.

5 upvotes • KailTheDryad
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My brother socked his bully at school today

5 upvotes • KailTheDryad
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I was shocked to see what my 4 year old daughter had looked up on my phone.

5 upvotes • explicnt
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I love i got a text message from my ex saying she was sorry and want to get back together.

5 upvotes • rprince18
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Looking down through the yellow hue I see them there grinning back.

5 upvotes • dmgdwd
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I think my cat is a turtle-dog.

5 upvotes • JPRScourge
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