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What do you call a depressed junkie on thanksgiving?
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lowhangerranger
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What is a fairy’s favorite fruit?
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Thank you for joining Substarters!
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This is the first sentence.
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You can eat a handful of copper but you're not gonna shit pennies.
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Pelosi is gonna keep blocking.
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One full hour jump rope
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Wait that wasn't the toilet that was the sink!
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If you are sleeping with an abusive person...
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What do you call a depressed junkie on thanksgiving?
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What is a fairy’s favorite fruit?
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You can eat a handful of copper but you're not gonna shit pennies.
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Pelosi is gonna keep blocking.
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One full hour jump rope
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Wait that wasn't the toilet that was the sink!
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