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He invited me over for Netflix & chill NSFW

3 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday
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Heading back to work in person

3 upvotes • [deleted]
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What is the heaviest metal on earth?

3 upvotes • theinvincible-dosa
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I knew the task wasn’t simple but I extended my left fist and pulled back and thrusted it forward with a force unknown to me.

3 upvotes • SapphirousWolf
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It shone with a bright golden hue that shimmered and swayed in the moonlight pulling me deeper within each beam of light.

3 upvotes • SapphirousWolf
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I went to a “zoo” that was just one dog in a cage.

3 upvotes • Checker_of_Vibes1
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"Rapunzel! Rapunzel let down your hair!"

3 upvotes • SnoozySammy
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Bars and pubs are some of the few places where you’ll get to see grown adults turn into screaming toddlers.

3 upvotes • cindybubbles
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My girlfriend's voice is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

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I’m a big boy

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