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I left the bathroom and was immediately greeted by the sight of a very rotund middle-aged asian man waddling down the hallway toward me, breath coming in short gasps, eyes wide with horrified disbelief as he furiously clenched his cheeks.
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She loved him so much, but she failed. Even in her death, she would fail in keeping his adoration. “Benny, my love. I can’t believe it at all. You never said anything you piece of shit!” Her note was written and her time was here. She climbed the chair, tightened the rope, and jumped.
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